Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Free Exorcism on Halloween

Has a Trojan or 'bot possessed your computer? Are lesser devils dragging down its performance? Is it haunted by inexplicable error messages written in eldritch runes? This Halloween call in the Ghostbusters - CyberDefender is offering free unlimited support all day on October 31st by email, phone, or live chat (though email may be too slow for this one-day offer). The offer starts at the witching hour, midnight, and runs to the next midnight (Pacific time). With your permission they can benignly possess your computer and remotely cast out its evil spirits. Of course, they hope to impress you so much that you'll sign up for a year of their unlimited support.

On ordinary days, when the gates to the underworld aren't open, CyberDefender can still help. The $59.99/year COMPLETE version offers to scrub your system squeaky-clean, eliminating all malicious software and even helping you get competing security products working correctly. For $99.99/year the ULTIMATE edition supports you with any problem you may have with software, hardware, or any device attached to your computer. And hey, don't forget that the price includes the CyberDefender security suite plus 2GB of hosted online backup provided by partner
SOS Online Backup.
Given the cost of a single paid tech support incident, those prices are almost scary!

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