Neil Rubenking forwarded a press release from HeatSeek, this morning, under the impression that it was, "some gadget to seek spots where your house is leaking heat," and would therefore be appropriate fodder for our eco site, GoodCleanTech.
That, fortunately, was only the beginning of the of the fun.
There's also the fact that, in the first sentence, the company proudly refers to themselves as, "the iTunes of adult content." Understandable. What respectable Web site wouldn't want such a distinction?
The real gem here, however, is HeatSeek's "get paid for porn" program. The deal's not quite so sweet as it sounds, however--it's actually a rebate program to get you discounts on porn site subscriptions purchased through the site. Damn these porn aggregators and their double speak. Surely there are plenty of Web denizens who have been eagerly awaiting the day they could turn their hobby into a lucrative career.
Oh, one last nugget, in case you've been doubting the site's validity, thus far: "HeatSeek was chosen by Maxim Magazine as 'the best way to hide porn' on your computer.
The lads don't lie, friends.
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